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Blonde Demotivational Poster


TAGS: two blondes
Rating: 4.9/5

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nicholsjoshua15 - July 10, 2014, 1:56 pm
I had an argument with my friend. She said that France was right next to Egypt. I thought she was the dumbest girls in the world. Than I found out that's what her professor told her.
firedog911 - January 14, 2011, 7:22 am
That is fantastic! 5L's......
pzykosiz - January 13, 2011, 8:51 pm
classic. 5L's
Reality Lord - January 13, 2011, 6:39 pm

i'm still chuckling.
hootizz - January 13, 2011, 3:45 pm
Love It..!! and MilDoc, man you should have made your comment a follow on poster...
tellitlikeitis - January 13, 2011, 12:27 pm
I see you had the same geography teacher as I did.
MilDoc - January 13, 2011, 11:15 am
And, like, the capital of Illinois is, like, "I" right?
tellitlikeitis - January 13, 2011, 8:14 am
Hey, I never thought of it that way before...my geography teacher for full of crap.

CORN MAZE - for blondes

TAGS: corn maze for blondes
Rating: 3.44/5

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rerun - January 7, 2010, 7:55 pm

cannot say I am a fan Doc. I will refrain from voting since we have different ideas of funny, as I don't want to drive rating down
GreyScorpion - January 7, 2010, 6:16 pm
same joke, different caption, different pic.. 74618
Dr. Rusak - January 7, 2010, 6:12 pm
i don't think so if they approved it
Derek - January 7, 2010, 5:36 pm
Pity the picture isn't of a maze-like crop circle.
aesop's folly - January 7, 2010, 5:20 pm
hey admins/mods, hasn't this been done?

DUCT TAPE - Helping out with stupidity since 1942

BLONDES - Are you the one who got Osama Bin Laden ?

TAGS: blondes seals duh osama
Rating: 4.45/5

More motifakes by Budog

WestTexRedneck - August 31, 2011, 12:24 pm
why yes, Yes I am the one....
mariand - August 30, 2011, 2:14 am
LOL... I think blonde5 can feel offended by that question

PROTECTION - A gun in the hand is better than a cop on the phone.

TAGS: gun blonde
Rating: 4.06/5

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1st Impressions -

TAGS: police detectives women blonde suspects profile lg just kidding tee hee
Rating: 4.58/5

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MissPriss - November 5, 2014, 11:17 pm
It doesn't have to....
lgvernon - November 1, 2014, 11:03 pm

And so it begins...

BLONDES - Keepin things interesting

WHY CANT BLONDES DIAL 911? - They cant find the 11 button.

HOW DO YOU KEEP A BLONDE AT HOME? - build a circular driveway

TAGS: blonde
Rating: 4.57/5

More motifakes by Zook

thecrotchetyoldcynic - July 14, 2013, 1:18 pm
For a second I was thinking to myself, "Sports cars don't wear leopard print pan--- oooh! ha ha ha."
FatherTyme - November 6, 2011, 4:54 pm
Leopard print panties?! Giggity, awww right!!

REDHEADS - Reject not your redheadedness, for to do so shall lead you to utter ruin.

TAGS: lindsay lohan then and now blonde hair red hair
Rating: 4.43/5

More motifakes by TokinFire

agdaniele - July 11, 2010, 5:24 pm
More 1L targeting, Tokin? Time to grab your ankles, punk.
TokinFire - July 11, 2010, 3:37 pm
How could you have not liked Avatar AG? It was in real 3D!
agdaniele - July 11, 2010, 11:30 am
Bombers? Who? Tokin? I know, right?
Cloudchaser - July 11, 2010, 11:25 am
d*** 1L bombers :-P I totally agreed with this because I :heart: redheads!


TAGS: blondes nuff said
Rating: 3.96/5

More motifakes by culos

Fatt Matt - February 12, 2010, 1:38 pm
no headstand jokes? ok...
Marvin Wankerstein - December 3, 2009, 5:39 pm
That looks like something from the movie, "Brazil."
Derek - December 1, 2009, 2:31 pm
That's wify's Xmas prezzie sorted.
GreyScorpion - December 1, 2009, 12:24 pm
I thought Unicorns were mythical beasts? 5 My-Little Ponies
Briton of Rose - December 1, 2009, 10:55 am
What's wrong with this? I mean, it will give you some control when she's polishing your pole.
Shyanne - December 1, 2009, 10:44 am
god this is why I f***ing hate them!

DUMB BLONDE JOKES - I'm not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes because I know I'm not dumb... and I also know that I'm not blonde.

TAGS: dumb blonde joke lady sunny
Rating: 3.17/5

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twill1962 - September 22, 2012, 9:02 pm
Dolly Parton said it first.


TAGS: blonde
Rating: 3.43/5

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BLONDES - Starting off easy


TAGS: blondes
Rating: 4.42/5
caleu - August 17, 2012, 11:43 am
It's not a ***k. Don't take it so hard.
steve1961 - August 17, 2012, 12:50 am
She probably means the poster is against due to the fact that she is fully or partially blonde and the poster makes fun of blondes.
M0rd3kaI - August 16, 2012, 9:08 pm
NO NO NO! You guys are all wrong, she's just craving attention and makes up acqusitions like this to get a response...
rerun - August 16, 2012, 8:04 pm

Maybe Michael made it?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 16, 2012, 7:37 pm
How is it against you?
JessiebellUP - August 16, 2012, 7:32 pm
OK.... haven't been on for a while and the first poster I see is against me. give me a good reason not to be angry

ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE - Now In Our Patented Easy Applicator Go From Tart To Smart In 5 Minutes


TAGS: god bark tree nature blonde
Rating: 4.15/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - September 8, 2013, 12:02 pm
Okay, then what about a ******** ***** **** **************? Don't bother figuring it out, I just hit the asterisk key several times randomly. Lol. Good job on le poster.
Sho - August 18, 2011, 6:08 pm
a b**** is a dog. period.

BLONDE DRIVERS... - ..are amazingly accurate crashers.

TAGS: blonde car odd
Rating: 3.5/5

More motifakes by Porter2903

thecrotchetyoldcynic - July 14, 2013, 1:06 pm
How the deuce did 5he manage that?!?
Porter2903 - April 15, 2011, 1:24 pm
Don't be jealous.
newkevind51 - February 11, 2011, 11:15 pm


TAGS: going blonde eh
Rating: 3.48/5

More motifakes by Sean

MO - August 7, 2009, 3:58 pm
Hun? You know I think you're the greatest! Just the most amsome ever, Right? Right????
Haarakkon - August 7, 2009, 10:37 am
Aight. Dibs on the saw.
agdaniele - August 7, 2009, 1:40 am
Dibs on the sis!
Agent K - August 6, 2009, 11:14 pm
f*** it id take that risk! lol
Sean - August 6, 2009, 10:32 pm
Hey dudes, my kid sis is now available!!!



TAGS: learning education dumb blondes usa
Rating: 4.63/5

More motifakes by Greybeard

vbattaile - December 15, 2012, 5:38 pm
Gentlemen Prefer Blondes,


MOM!!! - Dad's doing that thing with the babysitter again!

TAGS: theres a blonde joke here but i just cant put my finger on it
Rating: 3.49/5

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LeHurleur - September 23, 2009, 7:38 pm
Hahaha, I love this one !
Zed - September 23, 2009, 3:40 pm
BoneCD - September 23, 2009, 8:44 am
Dammit...I knew there was reason I should have had kids.

STALKERS - You can't always get a restraining order.


TAGS: a blonde moment
Rating: 4.6/5

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spindle - June 25, 2011, 3:17 pm
What do you call a blonde with a dollar pasted to her forehead? All you can eat under a buck.

BLONDE JOKES - Sensitivity can be gauged by the caliber of their response.

COLLAGE? - Doesn't look like she does alot of studying anyway, does it?

TAGS: colledge college collage blond blonde babe heart fake fail owned
Rating: 2.81/5

More motifakes by Jmac0585

C-Kid - June 10, 2009, 3:48 pm
Who care with a personality that perky... i mean positive.
Jmac0585 - April 30, 2009, 10:14 am
Yes, I get the shirt probably says collagen.

Dumb Blondes -

Stereotypes -

dumb blonde -

IF YOU REALLY LISTEN CLOSELY - that almost made sense

TAGS: blondes
Rating: 4.29/5

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SHE'S SO BLONDE - She looked into a box of Cheerios and said, "Oh look! Donut seeds!"

TAGS: blonde pamela anderson
Rating: 2.84/5

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Culos - January 30, 2009, 6:35 pm
in the brain department....
Culos - January 30, 2009, 6:35 pm
Classic? Yes. I fail to see the point however, the 'blonder' the better if you're looking for casual (equals epic) one night relationships... To quote Inspector Clouseau: "Thank heaven for little girls"and she may be big externally she's still a little
Cubbybear - January 30, 2009, 6:06 pm
A classic....so timeless

LINDSAY - When will you realize that guys liked you like this

TAGS: lindsay lohan redhead women woman girl chick chic blonde blond
Rating: 3.07/5

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Derek - October 19, 2009, 7:10 pm
Could be she doesn't care what guys think.
Dave - October 9, 2009, 12:19 pm
If she is still "experimenting" she can try my ole Polish curve
union - March 22, 2009, 10:38 am
She only has different levels of h**. This is super h**.
Anonymous2 - March 21, 2009, 12:37 pm
Thank you! I loved her with red hair and ***bs, not the bottle-blonde and skinny like a crack-wh*** look she's got now.

ARABS - I've heard they prefer blondes !!

CANADIANS - You can give them a college education, but that doesn't guarantee much...

TAGS: blondes canadians pink
Rating: 2.14/5
Me_ - November 25, 2009, 12:09 pm
Looking like that I really would not care if she could spell. However, collage is an artistic composition made of various materials (as paper, cloth, or wood) glued on a surface.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 24, 2009, 6:31 pm
Nice ***bies +5.....still a negative. You fail.
TheTrashHeap - November 24, 2009, 6:21 pm
Anonymous poster -5. Canada bashing -5. You suck. nuff said.
freestyler - November 24, 2009, 5:27 pm
Collage is a word 2 :P

Blonde Moment #5 -

TAGS: robbed blonde k9 police
Rating: 4.88/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

Airman - April 17, 2014, 10:23 pm
JesusWept - April 16, 2014, 4:59 pm
Do you mind? I'm blonde LMAO!! L L L L L
thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 15, 2014, 9:41 pm
A lot of these I've never heard before - they were great! :D
MissPriss - April 15, 2014, 9:31 pm
There you are, the last of the series. Hope you've enjoyed them and thanks all for suffering through each and every series!

HURRICANE IRENE - I went outside, and it looked like.... a TORNADO went through here.

TAGS: damage flooding blonde
Rating: 4.8/5

More motifakes by 440wakeup

440wakeup - November 2, 2011, 9:50 pm
checking out my password
440wakeup - August 31, 2011, 5:33 am
I love user comments on articles, if I were to do a motifake for every one that had me rolling on the ground....Yes this was an actual quote from a hurricane victim.


FIREFOX - A couple good reasons to make the switch

TAGS: firefox blonde
Rating: 3.24/5

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Faceplant31 - July 7, 2010, 12:02 pm
Lame 1L


MY FIRST INTELLIGENT THOUGHT - Eww excuse me...just another brain fart.

Blonde Moment #2 -

TAGS: early morning phone call blonde wife confused
Rating: 4.85/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - April 13, 2014, 11:20 am
OMG! I have been graced with a rare appearance by Slick! Be still my beating heart. Thank you!
Rick69 - April 13, 2014, 10:54 am
This tale... Rings a bell.

Blonde Dogma -

TAGS: she is a potato blonde
Rating: 4.85/5

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BoneCD - June 18, 2013, 6:29 am
Back at you RL
Reality Lord - June 17, 2013, 10:43 pm

jeeeeeeeez i love the style. you and iceman were my fav's of the old crew. always nice to see you bone.


TAGS: blonde
Rating: 4.83/5

More motifakes by vilnius

VALENTINE'S DAY - Are you sure this is a Rose ?


TAGS: blonde train
Rating: 3.07/5

More motifakes by Reality Lord

Reality Lord - July 11, 2010, 10:11 pm

d'oh...didn't see it
agdaniele - June 29, 2010, 2:37 am


BLONDES - The world would be boring without their infinite wisdom.

eighteen -

TAGS: blonde joke train
Rating: 5/5

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concern3 - May 4, 2015, 4:11 am
Sick but a 5er anyways

SORRY! SORRY! - The answer to the question is you're 38 years old. Next time we'll start with an easier question that won't make your brain explode

TAGS: blonde
Rating: 3.31/5

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WHY DID THE BLONDE TIP-TOE PAST THE MEDICINE CABINET? - She didn't want to wake up the sleeping pills.


Another Blonde -

Blonde Moment #3 -

TAGS: blondes boyfriends cheating gun killings
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - April 14, 2014, 4:29 pm
Great! I love to make and know I've given someone a good laugh. Thanks Sho.
Sho - April 13, 2014, 9:44 pm

Improvements -

TAGS: quote tommy cooper dumb blonde woman driver
Rating: 4.92/5

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MissPriss - July 7, 2013, 12:24 pm
Yeah some people should keep their compliments to themselves! But then again, they do have a donut fund quota to fill ya know...bahaha. Thanks for sharing Jesus!
JesusWept - July 7, 2013, 8:31 am
Recently a cop "complimented" me for my driving. Took a big wet bite out of my wallet. Speeding (wasn't) fine LOL

Blonde Moments #1 -

TAGS: walks compact images mirror blonde
Rating: 4.67/5

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MissPriss - April 12, 2014, 9:55 pm
Yep a teehee moment if you will.
Sho - April 12, 2014, 5:27 pm

Blondes -

TAGS: blonde kardashian
Rating: 4.63/5

More motifakes by vilnius

steve1961 - January 5, 2014, 1:19 am
Forgive Moo. He still hasn't gotten over Britney...
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 4, 2014, 11:16 pm
Away....I should have said that she should go away....
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 4, 2014, 11:16 pm
she should go quiet....more people would appreciate that.
vilnius - January 4, 2014, 11:13 pm
kim kardashian goes blonde
Greeny - January 4, 2014, 6:35 pm
I'm guessing new dra**s
Sho - January 4, 2014, 6:15 pm
Don't get it..

PORTRAIT OF A BLONDE - She's what you'd call a suicide blonde... dyed by her own hand.

Parrot Hilton -


TAGS: cheerios donut seeds blonde joke your mom
Rating: 4.25/5

More motifakes by Reality Lord

Derek - August 22, 2010, 4:28 am
Looks like clown food

RAPUNZEL - Yep, she was a blonde

Blonde Moment #4 -


Blondes -

Blonde Pessimism -

SYLWIA GRUCHALA - Move over Mrs. William Tell

TAGS: fencing polish blonde
Rating: 3.23/5

More motifakes by Titus Pullo

Kin - September 12, 2009, 6:49 pm
....Her name is ugly D:
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - January 17, 2009, 11:42 pm
I focus my heat vision on a curved part of the spaceship I crashed in when I was a baby, and burn my beard off.
LogicDude - January 17, 2009, 4:56 pm
Screw all of you...I use a twin-bladed Gillette Trac II with a pivoting head no less! You have all been pwned by my comfort-glide strip!
Titus Pullo - January 17, 2009, 2:24 pm
I dare anyone to rip on my 21st level Ranger. You'll have to excuse NavyGuy, he gets testy before he has his morning mug of dumbass.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - January 17, 2009, 2:42 am
You, sir, have mistaken my good natured ribbing for an attack. Besides, calling each other a**hole or m**********r in any language doesn't indicate some superior maturity. If you need to ask who I am, please join the Forum.
NavyGuy - January 16, 2009, 7:30 pm
I'm sorry, and you are...? Besides someone who doesn't recognize the language of culture, language and civilization for the last 1500 years, that is. Go away, the adults are talking now.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - January 16, 2009, 1:02 am
I thought *I* was a nerd! You guys win the Nerd 2009 contest, and it's only January! Go ahead, rank on each other's D&D characters now, or do some math.
Titus Pullo - January 15, 2009, 7:54 pm
That one made me laugh. If I have a choice, I guess I'll take Podex for a thousand. Besides, my Latin sucks, kind of like you.
NavyGuy - January 15, 2009, 6:59 pm
I didn't want to descend to Avernus, but hey, I can call you a podex if you like. Or furcifer maternae et oviis , alternately. Either or.
Titus Pullo - January 15, 2009, 2:56 pm
Pugio? I'm surprised you didn't lower yourself to calling me a cunni. Because that might have been actually funny.
NavyGuy - January 13, 2009, 11:57 pm
That might be *your* pugio's length, Titus Chicken, but I've got the Navy's Patent Cutlass O' Love...
Titus Pullo - January 8, 2009, 10:12 am
I didn't realize that a 3" blade was still considered an Epee.
NavyGuy - January 7, 2009, 7:31 pm
I've got an epee I'd like to use on her...
Dr. Manhattan - December 26, 2008, 2:37 am
Huzzah! Foil trumps all other weapons again!


TAGS: rock star blonde
Rating: 3/5

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EmilioDumphque - February 6, 2014, 8:33 pm
Who is she?



TAGS: life time woman home work addict house keep joke blonde posted not created
Rating: 2.67/5

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Derek - August 18, 2009, 5:33 pm
Must not know any single-person households

END OF THE WORLD - When a blonde has a an idea. Hell has frozen over

STAR-BUNGLED BANNER - YO! Sinéad O'Connor over there!! The words to the STAR-SPANGLED BANNER is Na-Naaa-Naa-Mmm-Mmm-Laa-la You seditios Anti-American JEZEBAL!

TAGS: anthem terrorist immagration blonde lypsyncing
Rating: 2.48/5

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nabzaf - February 9, 2011, 2:34 pm
Thank you 440wakeup the avatar is a pic of me and my friend for halloween 2 years ago we won first and sec place at a lot of locations he is really white (spay on tan for pic) and i'm a dude dressed up like Taylor Swift.
5150monkeylove - February 8, 2011, 7:41 am
there are separate sites?
440wakeup - February 8, 2011, 7:21 am
We should have a sperate sports site like we do with p*** and politics. Nabzaf luv the avatar
nabzaf - February 8, 2011, 2:32 am
funny thing is they had a flyover and noone could see it cause the dome was closed lol
Anonymous2 - February 8, 2011, 1:29 am
To all future performers singing national anthems, keep to the way it was written. No one wants to hear your latest interpretation of it, we just want it over with so we can get stuff done.


TAGS: tiger woods blonde girlfriend wanted
Rating: 2.36/5

More motifakes by Iconoclast

Steamboatwilly - December 16, 2009, 9:28 am
Girlfriends MUST be white. No nappy heads! These were O.J.`s rules too.
BoneCD - December 16, 2009, 12:21 am
I wonder if Jack is thinking that his records are looking better every day

BLONDES INCOGNITO - Even though they dyed there hair we could still tell what they were.

TAGS: earthquake21 blondes
Rating: 2.3/5

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johnson2 - May 27, 2009, 4:28 am
Imagine! People having fun! They MUST be stupid. Is that your argument?
agdaniele - March 22, 2009, 9:49 pm
Through 7 votes, your poster has matched tunnel status!

SCARECROWS - The only things on the planet worse off than blondes

TAGS: scarecrow blonde
Rating: 2.17/5

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Saint - August 19, 2008, 10:57 pm
f*** this is the worst one ever...EVER EVER EVER..christ

Insufficient Postage -

TAGS: blonde postage type religion
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - January 12, 2018, 12:13 am
Thanks 'cern
concern3 - January 2, 2018, 6:35 am
Excellent, UP yours


Blondes -

How do you make a blonde laugh on Saturday? -

TAGS: blonde joke
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by vilnius

Oldsod - November 25, 2014, 8:27 pm
I just show them my bank balance...
MissPriss - November 25, 2014, 6:50 pm
5 hahahas

Exercise: here's your motivation! -

There's a bathroom on the right... -

Yes, I know what I'm doing -

distractions -

TAGS: distractions topless blonde convertible
Rating: 4.86/5

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mizzdizz - May 23, 2015, 4:20 pm
Thanks, Zeul!
Zeul - May 23, 2015, 3:25 pm
Classic ... A 5'er

ohmigawd!!!!!! -

TAGS: modern blonde dilemas
Rating: 4.71/5

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mizzdizz - May 3, 2015, 5:55 pm
I stumped you mi'lord? I AM honored!!! Thanks, RL!
Reality Lord - May 3, 2015, 5:20 pm

LOL5....how did i miss this

Perfect Gift -

TAGS: gift blonde
Rating: 4.5/5

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JesusWept - August 17, 2015, 6:42 am
Thanks :)
mizzdizz - August 16, 2015, 10:01 pm
LOL! I know some people who would actually use this! ROTFL!!!! 5 LOL lions!